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FREE UK DELIVERY ON ORDERS OVER £25 FXXK YEAH TO FXXKING AWESOME COFFEE TEA DRINKER DEATHS ON THE RISE FXXK TEA FXXK TEA FXXK TEA FXXK TEA FREE NELSON MANDELA

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FREE UK DELIVERY ON ORDERS OVER £25

Tea is vile. It’s like drinking moth piss. Our coffee is fxxking awesome and so are our roasters. Fxxk yeah and Fxxk You Tea.

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AWESOME COFFEE. MAXIMUM FLAVOUR. BETTER THAN FAIRTRADE. FREE UK DELIVERY OVER £25. AWESOME COFFEE. MAXIMUM FLAVOUR. BETTER THAN FAIRTRADE. FREE UK DELIVERY OVER £25. 

OUR ROASTERS CAREFULLY SELECT THE HIGHEST QUALITY, RICHEST AND MOST FLAVOURSOME BEANS, CRAFTING THEM INTO DELICIOUS BLENDS OR A PERFECTLY ROASTED SINGLE ORIGIN COFFEE. CREATING PREMIUM FXXK YEAH COFFEE FOR DISCERNING COFFEE LOVERS EVERYWHERE.

BLENDS & DECAF

Humanoids Delight

Our all day everyday slurp. Drink it in the morning. Drink it after lunch. Fxxk, drink this dude while scuba diving if you want.
£8.95 – £26.95
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Morning Poury

Our strong breakfast coffee. This fxxker will wake you up so much, you’ll think you’ve got the shared mind of a 1000 wizards
£8.95 – £26.95
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Never Mind The Buzz

Our fxxking awesome go to decaf. Drink a lot of coffee, but don’t want a heart attack? Then this is for you!
£9.95 – £27.95
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At fxxk you tea, Our roasters work exclusively with the speciality coffee Association and do not touch commodity coffee. workING closely with various green bean importers, allows growers to be paid above the Fairtrade price.

SINGLE ORIGIN

Sexual Chocolate

Our smooth and silky naughty night time coffee. Fxxk, get comfy and get some Barry White on.
£8.95 – £26.95
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Mega Blast 2000

When only the strongest coffee will do. FXXK! A blast wave of flavour washing over your taste buds.
£8.95 – £26.95
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Your Hyper-Delicateness

Our delicate and floral two fxxking fingers to afternoon tea. Drink around 4pm everyday or on a lazy Sunday.
£8.95 – £26.95
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you need a steady hand when you're a knife thrower. That's why never mind the buzz is the perfect decaf. wish I'd have known about it sooner, perhaps I wouldn't have maimed those 3 assistants and that horse at that kid's birthday party.
Kirt Van DemandStockport
I just love, love, love YOUR HYPER-DELICATENESS coffee. one sip and I'm transported to a whore house in France where busta rhymes is serving crumpets and the third earl of Skegness is playing spitty ju-ju on the piano.
Brenda KummpleBristol
There's nothing better than getting home from work and having a cup of sexual chocolate. it's silky undertones and delightful taste make my bosoms throb like a whispering seagull on acid.
Cherth CutestoryInverness
I started drinking humanoids delight about 6 months a go. it has totally cured my bowel hammer syndrome and I've also won the lottery 7 times. men now fear me and women often ask me for a lock of my hair. big up fyt.
William ChumffCardiff
I like mega blast 2000. it help me with my training. it help me focus and prepare for the day ahead. I like the taste as well. it is quality. I haven't blinked since 1997 and I think my wife has left me. I like trees and doing the Ouija board.
Spink JefferiesWindsor
I seriously can't think of a better way to start the day, than with a cup of morning poury. It really is an amazing early morning wake me up, and really helps me focus on stealing car stereos and volks wagon hub caps.
Rob ShittinghamNewcastle
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