Humanoids Delight
£8.95 – £26.95
Our all day everyday slurp. Drink it in the morning. Drink it after lunch. Fxxk, drink this dude while scuba diving if you want.
A speciality two bean Arabica blend. These beans are grown in the hot as fxxk volcanic soils of Guatemala and the region of Cerrado Minas Gerais in sunny Brazil.
This mofo is a medium bodied, easy drinking blend with a soft playful acidity and hints of maple syrup sweetness and pecan (the fxxking king of nuts).
We swear by the 7 legions of Thordak, this is a fxxking good coffee.
Biscuit Suggestion: Nice Biscuit.
The humanoids at FYT give this Brazilian and Guatemalan coffee blend:
BODY 4/5, SWEETNESS 4/5, ACIDITY 2/5
This mofo is a medium bodied, easy drinking blend with a soft playful acidity and hints of maple syrup sweetness and pecan (the fxxking king of nuts).
We swear by the 7 legions of Thordak, this is a fxxking good coffee.
Biscuit Suggestion: Nice Biscuit.
The humanoids at FYT give this Brazilian and Guatemalan coffee blend:
BODY 4/5, SWEETNESS 4/5, ACIDITY 2/5
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