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Humanoids Delight

Our all day everyday slurp. Drink it in the morning. Drink it after lunch. Fxxk, drink this dude while scuba diving if you want.
£8.95 – £26.95
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Mega Blast 2000

When only the strongest coffee will do. FXXK! A blast wave of flavour washing over your taste buds.
£8.95 – £26.95
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Morning Poury

Our strong breakfast coffee. This fxxker will wake you up so much, you’ll think you’ve got the shared mind of a 1000 wizards
£8.95 – £26.95
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Never Mind The Buzz

Our fxxking awesome go to decaf. Drink a lot of coffee, but don’t want a heart attack? Then this is for you!
£9.95 – £27.95
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Sexual Chocolate

Our smooth and silky naughty night time coffee. Fxxk, get comfy and get some Barry White on.
£8.95 – £26.95
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Your Hyper-Delicateness

Our delicate and floral two fxxking fingers to afternoon tea. Drink around 4pm everyday or on a lazy Sunday.
£8.95 – £26.95
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