Mega Blast 2000
£8.95 – £26.95
When only the strongest coffee will do. FXXK! A blast wave of flavour washing over your taste buds.
A single origin Arabica bean, which is grown near Lake Toba Indonesia, the largest mother-fxxking-shit-nuts volcanic lake in the world. Hats off to the crazy growers, they’re madder than a horse on crack. Much respect.
Fxxk, a huge bodied coffee with a spicy aroma and hints of tobacco. Fxxk!
You’ll sell your grandma for a bag of this mofo. It’s that excellent.
Biscuit Suggestion: Ginger nuts.
The nuclear engineers at FYT give this Indonesian single origin coffee:
Body 5/5, sweetness 2/5, acidity 2/5
Fxxk, a huge bodied coffee with a spicy aroma and hints of tobacco. Fxxk!
You’ll sell your grandma for a bag of this mofo. It’s that excellent.
Biscuit Suggestion: Ginger nuts.
The nuclear engineers at FYT give this Indonesian single origin coffee:
Body 5/5, sweetness 2/5, acidity 2/5
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