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Sexual Chocolate
£8.95£26.95
Our smooth and silky naughty night time coffee. Fxxk, get comfy and get some Barry White on.
A single origin Arabica bean, grown in the shadow of three volcanoes deep in Guatemala (fxxk, I’d rather wrestle a pissed bear, than be a grower in Guatemala).

A beautiful bodied coffee, chocolatey and sweet with hints of blackberries. Fxxking special coffee.

This fxxker smothers every taste bud, so prepare for a tong-gasm.

Biscuit Suggestion: Chocolate Hob Nob.

The lotharios at FYT give this Guatemalan single origin coffee:
Body 4/5, sweetness 3/5, acidity 3/5
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