Your Hyper-Delicateness
£8.95 – £26.95
Our delicate and floral two fxxking fingers to afternoon tea. Drink around 4pm everyday or on a lazy Sunday.
A delicate coffee from Ethiopia. It’s that delicate, it’ll feel like a 46 tiny otters dancing on your taste buds. So anytime you feel like a cup of tea, take a deep breath and say “fxxk that”, I’m drinking quality instead.
A hyper delicate coffee with funky, floral flavours and a hint of whiskey.
Activates the taste buds you didn’t know you had.
Biscuit Suggestion: Cucumber Sandwiches.
The landed gentry at FYT give this Ethiopian single origin coffee:
BODY 3/5, SWEETNESS 3/5, ACIDITY 4/5
A hyper delicate coffee with funky, floral flavours and a hint of whiskey.
Activates the taste buds you didn’t know you had.
Biscuit Suggestion: Cucumber Sandwiches.
The landed gentry at FYT give this Ethiopian single origin coffee:
BODY 3/5, SWEETNESS 3/5, ACIDITY 4/5
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